Brown pride is for melinated black people

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Re: Brown pride is for melinated black people

Postby swurvvKILLA » March 20th, 2017, 7:32 am

what do ya call a white man surrounded by ten niggers?
quarterback
if hes surrounded by forty niggers?
head coach
white man surrounded by a thousand niggers?
warden.

a cadillac with five niggers runs off a cliff, whats the downside?
cadillac can seat six.

a nigger and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving?
a cop.

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Re: Brown pride is for melinated black people

Postby swurvvKILLA » March 20th, 2017, 7:39 am

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What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.



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Re: Brown pride is for melinated black people

Postby swurvvKILLA » March 20th, 2017, 7:45 am

What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn? Antique farm equipment!

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla? A dumb gorilla!

What do you call a nigger having sex? Rape!

How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope!

What was missing from the Million Man March? About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday? YOUR bike!

How do we know Adam wasn’t black? Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?

What’s long, dark and stinks? The unemployment line!

Why can’t Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read? They’re niggers!

What’s 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56? The Martin Luther King Day parade!

What’s long and hard on a nigger? Third grade.

What would you call the flintstones if they were black? Niggers!

What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you starve a nigger? Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

Why are trees so close in Harlem? Public transportation.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? A nigger!

How do you keep a nigger from going out? Pour more gas on him!

How can you tell a nigger’s just had sex? His eyes are all red from the mace.

What’s black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A rotwheiler!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Warden.

Why do blacks have flat noses? That’s where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.

What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room.

Why do niggers walk the way they do? Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

How is a nigger like a broken gun? It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.

Why do police dogs lick their asses? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths!

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were no jobs there.

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.

What are 3 things you can’t give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

Why do Black People lean to the middle when they drive? They think the smells comin’ from the outside.

What goes Fee Fi Foe Fee Fi Foe Fee? Mike Tyson giving out his phone number.

What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13? A baby shower.

Why do niggers wear high heel shoes? So their knuckles won’t drag on the ground.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? He kept waking up twice a week.

Hear about the new perfume for black women? It’s called “Eau de doo dah day.

Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk? Cocoa Puffs.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a picnic table? A picnic table can support itself.

What do you call a black bowling ball? A nigger egg.

Why are blacks so tall? Their knee grows.

Why does Stevie Wonder always smile? He doesn’t know he’s black.

What’s the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger? Bigfoot’s been spotted!

Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses? They haven’t figured out how to steal houses yet!

What’s the difference between a nigger and a letter? You can send the letter back where it came from!

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