Swedish girl seeks job as waitress/bargirl in USA

[bimbolena]

Hiya!!

I’m a girl from Sweden but my dream is USA! Not the glamour of the big cities but the real USA!

I’m 25, not exactly a stripper figure. Blonde, happy, smiling, bisexual, submissive, caring, sweet and love to please!

I look for work as bargirl/barmaid/waitress and whatever at some cozy local pub or bar like. I’m happy to work topless or even nude. I don’t look for work as stripper at a big fancy strip club. I don’t want that, and I don’t have the body for it.

My dream place is a local bar, maybe even a bit rundown like. Maybe family-owned. Small, so I’m one of the family like, just the one that is topless. And small so the guests are like regulars that I can have friendly chats with and not alot of pressure like. Kinda like the bar in Cheers but in a black hood. I know, not big money, but friendly and fun. I'm dead tired of white boring Sweden, wanna be the only white in a bar full of blacks!

Or maybe a man to marry and start a bar together with?

Love

Lena

[Slide]

Bitch this isn't a job recruitment site.

[big m]

[bimbolena]

Bitch this isn't a job recruitment site.

I'm sorry Sir if I offended. It was meant more as an intoduction too and to describe my wishes. OK, and I do hope to get a hit, but maybe more to get some advice!

But most I hope to learn on this site and hopefully also I can entertain You guys some!

[ODA574Bandit]

sorry shorty but u in the wrong spot lookin for a job. im sure some dudes here can hook u up wit some work tho.

[Borinquen]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

[ODA574Bandit]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

mannnnn bori u wilin

[SOS907]

Hiya!!

I’m a girl from Sweden but my dream is USA! Not the glamour of the big cities but the real USA!

I’m 25, not exactly a stripper figure. Blonde, happy, smiling, bisexual, submissive, caring, sweet and love to please!

I look for work as bargirl/barmaid/waitress and whatever at some cozy local pub or bar like. I’m happy to work topless or even nude. I don’t look for work as stripper at a big fancy strip club. I don’t want that, and I don’t have the body for it.

My dream place is a local bar, maybe even a bit rundown like. Maybe family-owned. Small, so I’m one of the family like, just the one that is topless. And small so the guests are like regulars that I can have friendly chats with and not alot of pressure like. Kinda like the bar in Cheers but in a black hood. I know, not big money, but friendly and fun. I'm dead tired of white boring Sweden, wanna be the only white in a bar full of blacks!

Or maybe a man to marry and start a bar together with?

Love

Lena

So if you don't have the body of a stripper nor want to be stripper... Why the fuck try to bartend topless. Sounds like your kidding yourself and soon you'll be found stripping at one of these nasty joints with pregnant women and women on the rag leaving blood trails on men's clean white shirts. No disrespect, I just speak my mind... But really, your looking in the wrong place.

[SOS907]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

She'd probably do it topless, while holding a tray with your favorite drink on it.

[bimbolena]

Just me

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I'm not saying I'm but ugly either. But most I like to think I'm nice friendly and smiling like.

And I guess I wa thinking waitressing more than bartending.

So if you don't have the body of a stripper nor want to be stripper... Why the fuck try to bartend topless. Sounds like your kidding yourself and soon you'll be found stripping at one of these nasty joints with pregnant women and women on the rag leaving blood trails on men's clean white shirts. No disrespect, I just speak my mind... But really, your looking in the wrong place.

[bimbolena]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

She'd probably do it topless, while holding a tray with your favorite drink on it.

I like naked better Sir ;-)

[ODA574Bandit]

wooooow.. then again shes swedish. they good money out there(some)

[MaxxedGunz]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

She'd probably do it topless, while holding a tray with your favorite drink on it.

I like naked better Sir ;-)

Is that supposed to be you in your avatar? That looks like an overweight teenage german boy.

[Slide]

Is that supposed to be you in your avatar? That looks like an overweight teenage german boy.

[bimbolena]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

She'd probably do it topless, while holding a tray with your favorite drink on it.

I like naked better Sir ;-)

Is that supposed to be you in your avatar? That looks like an overweight teenage german boy.

That's not nice :-(

But I can put up a better, just not sure how much I can show here. What's the rules like?

[ODA574Bandit]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

She'd probably do it topless, while holding a tray with your favorite drink on it.

I like naked better Sir ;-)

Is that supposed to be you in your avatar? That looks like an overweight teenage german boy.

That's not nice :-(

But I can put up a better, just not sure how much I can show here. What's the rules like?

there aint no rules here. u better run while u still can tho

[ODA574Bandit]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

[MaxxedGunz]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

She'd probably do it topless, while holding a tray with your favorite drink on it.

I like naked better Sir ;-)

Is that supposed to be you in your avatar? That looks like an overweight teenage german boy.

That's not nice :-(

But I can put up a better, just not sure how much I can show here. What's the rules like?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ that's not nice :-(

Im deadddddddddddddddddddddddd

[bimbolena]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

Sorry, didn't mean to complain!

I think you guys are cool!!

Hope you like my new avatar better!

[MaxxedGunz]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

Sorry, didn't mean to complain!

I think you guys are cool!!

Hope you like my new avatar better!

We don't like it better because that shit don't have a timestamp on it, you're probably a dude behind that account. I mean I hope you didn't think you were going to throw up some picture of some german boy from behind and we were going to say okay sure you can chat on here...no no fucking no, shit does not work like that, now if you wanted to be accepted we're going to need at least 2 pictures of YOUR FACE, and your body with a timestamp with today's DATE and TIME saying "thehoodup"...now go ahead and do it young hussy

[SOS907]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

She'd probably do it topless, while holding a tray with your favorite drink on it.

I like naked better Sir ;-)

Not a sir. I'm a ma'am. And I don't do white girls.

[SOS907]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

That's the damn truth.

[MaxxedGunz]

Even the females shitting on you you might as well retire that hoodup account

[ODA574Bandit]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

Sorry, didn't mean to complain!

I think you guys are cool!!

Hope you like my new avatar better!

u have got to be kidding me. this is what u gotta for these cats to believe u. make a "the hood up" sign and take a new pic. then maybe we will believe u a female.

[ODA574Bandit]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

Sorry, didn't mean to complain!

I think you guys are cool!!

Hope you like my new avatar better!

We don't like it better because that shit don't have a timestamp on it, you're probably a dude behind that account. I mean I hope you didn't think you were going to throw up some picture of some german boy from behind and we were going to say okay sure you can chat on here...no no fucking no, shit does not work like that, now if you wanted to be accepted we're going to need at least 2 pictures of YOUR FACE, and your body with a timestamp with today's DATE and TIME saying "thehoodup"...now go ahead and do it young hussy

yoooooo you deadass got me dying over here hommie

[ODA574Bandit]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

That's the damn truth.

ok ma'am then u prove who u are till then use a tranny.

[SOS907]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

That's the damn truth.

ok ma'am then u prove who u are till then use a tranny.

Haha. You think I'm a tranny huh? You just want me to put up a different picture of myself. I have nothing to hide unlike most of the people on here. Let me guess, you want me to hold up a paper that says "FUCK YOU ODA574Bandit!"? It can be done.

[ODA574Bandit]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

That's the damn truth.

ok ma'am then u prove who u are till then use a tranny.

Haha. You think I'm a tranny huh? You just want me to put up a different picture of myself. I have nothing to hide unlike most of the people on here. Let me guess, you want me to hold up a paper that says "FUCK YOU ODA574Bandit!"? It can be done.

for starters u still a tranny till then

[SOS907]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

That's the damn truth.

ok ma'am then u prove who u are till then use a tranny.

Haha. You think I'm a tranny huh? You just want me to put up a different picture of myself. I have nothing to hide unlike most of the people on here. Let me guess, you want me to hold up a paper that says "FUCK YOU ODA574Bandit!"? It can be done.

for starters u still a tranny till then

Just like you are just a bitch. But fair is fair. I will humor you. Shall I write it on my chest? Or my stomach? I'll let your suspecting ass pick.

[ODA574Bandit]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

That's the damn truth.

ok ma'am then u prove who u are till then use a tranny.

Haha. You think I'm a tranny huh? You just want me to put up a different picture of myself. I have nothing to hide unlike most of the people on here. Let me guess, you want me to hold up a paper that says "FUCK YOU ODA574Bandit!"? It can be done.

for starters u still a tranny till then

Just like you are just a bitch. But fair is fair. I will humor you. Shall I write it on my chest? Or my stomach? I'll let your suspecting ass pick.

how bout both..i be a bitch..call it what u want.. u still a tranny

[SOS907]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

That's the damn truth.

ok ma'am then u prove who u are till then use a tranny.

Haha. You think I'm a tranny huh? You just want me to put up a different picture of myself. I have nothing to hide unlike most of the people on here. Let me guess, you want me to hold up a paper that says "FUCK YOU ODA574Bandit!"? It can be done.

for starters u still a tranny till then

Just like you are just a bitch. But fair is fair. I will humor you. Shall I write it on my chest? Or my stomach? I'll let your suspecting ass pick.

how bout both..i be a bitch..call it what u want.. u still a tranny

Damn, your one of those cocky bitches too. Something tells me you are praying I'm a tranny so you can have some tranny love. It's all good, I'll still make that picture for you. It's all love.

[ODA574Bandit]

if your not willing to get clowned on. your on the wrong site. nothing personal but thats what we do here. we clown the fuck outta people on this shit...u just might be the next victim to get clowned on they done started already

That's the damn truth.

ok ma'am then u prove who u are till then use a tranny.

Haha. You think I'm a tranny huh? You just want me to put up a different picture of myself. I have nothing to hide unlike most of the people on here. Let me guess, you want me to hold up a paper that says "FUCK YOU ODA574Bandit!"? It can be done.

for starters u still a tranny till then

Just like you are just a bitch. But fair is fair. I will humor you. Shall I write it on my chest? Or my stomach? I'll let your suspecting ass pick.

how bout both..i be a bitch..call it what u want.. u still a tranny

Damn, your one of those cocky bitches too. Something tells me you are praying I'm a tranny so you can have some tranny love. It's all good, I'll still make that picture for you. It's all love.

yea yea..wheres the flick.

[shortyworst]

Aint this a fucking coincidince!! I was just lookin for a swedish bitch who sluggin to work in my bar. Shorty HML asap

[NYCtoCaliLoc]

im currenlty lookin for a bitch to suck my dick fulltime

She'd probably do it topless, while holding a tray with your favorite drink on it.

[SOS907]

Damn, your one of those cocky bitches too. Something tells me you are praying I'm a tranny so you can have some tranny love. It's all good, I'll still make that picture for you. It's all love.[/quote]

yea yea..wheres the flick. [/quote]

I got you. I already took it. I just can't put it up from my cell phone, I'll be home in a few. It's only 3pm here. I do work. like I said, don't worry I got you.

[ODA574Bandit]

Damn, your one of those cocky bitches too. Something tells me you are praying I'm a tranny so you can have some tranny love. It's all good, I'll still make that picture for you. It's all love.

yea yea..wheres the flick. [/quote]

I got you. I already took it. I just can't put it up from my cell phone, I'll be home in a few. It's only 3pm here. I do work. like I said, don't worry I got you.[/quote]


its all good no rush.. trust me i work to

[ODA574Bandit]

Damn, your one of those cocky bitches too. Something tells me you are praying I'm a tranny so you can have some tranny love. It's all good, I'll still make that picture for you. It's all love.

yea yea..wheres the flick. [/quote]

I got you. I already took it. I just can't put it up from my cell phone, I'll be home in a few. It's only 3pm here. I do work. like I said, don't worry I got you.[/quote]


its all good no rush.. trust me i work to

[SOS907]

its all good no rush.. trust me i work to

@ODA574Bandit ... My avatar is just for you, as promised... And its good that you are putting in legit work.

[ODA574Bandit]

its all good no rush.. trust me i work to

@ODA574Bandit ... My avatar is just for you, as promised... And its good that you are putting in legit work.

you got it.

[SOS907]

its all good no rush.. trust me i work to

@ODA574Bandit ... My avatar is just for you, as promised... And its good that you are putting in legit work.

you got it.

I leave it up just for you.

[ODA574Bandit]

its all good no rush.. trust me i work to

@ODA574Bandit ... My avatar is just for you, as promised... And its good that you are putting in legit work.[/quote

im a man in uniform. thats what i do

[SOS907]

its all good no rush.. trust me i work to

@ODA574Bandit ... My avatar is just for you, as promised... And its good that you are putting in legit work.[/quote

im a man in uniform. thats what i do

That's what's up. I was guessing that's what you do by some of your posts on these threads. It's respectable. I own my own business that does media work for local and a few state companies, like cage fighting/MMA/Strikefest Kickboxing and retail stores. Always has me on the move but it pays real good and I control my own schedule for the most part.

[SOS907]

Tops being a topless barmaid obsessed with brother's dicks.

[MaxxedGunz]

Tops being a topless barmaid obsessed with brother's dicks.

and it's STILL FUCK SWEDEN *KING HOLLYWOOD VOICE*

[ODA574Bandit]

Tops being a topless barmaid obsessed with brother's dicks.

one of americas best. yet puerto rican lol..but proud to be doin it. damn thats good. got your own business. making good moves i see. i dont control my schedule for obvious reasons. however, when im state side we pretty much do what we want until we got some type of training and shit. for the most part im usually at the house by like 3 daily. when we hit the ranges i take my time. so i might be home round 10pm.. love shooting. good practice hell yea it tops bein topless 4 ya.

[SOS907]

Tops being a topless barmaid obsessed with brother's dicks.

and it's STILL FUCK SWEDEN *KING HOLLYWOOD VOICE*

You know she only wants to marry a brother so she can stay in this country.

[MaxxedGunz]

Tops being a topless barmaid obsessed with brother's dicks.

and it's STILL FUCK SWEDEN *KING HOLLYWOOD VOICE*

You know she only wants to marry a brother so she can stay in this country.

Lol word, young hussy looking for a come up, aye SOS feel free to write FUCK MAX on your forehead, you can also remove that bra if you like but back to this SWEDEN skeezer

[SOS907]

Tops being a topless barmaid obsessed with brother's dicks.

one of americas best. yet puerto rican lol..but proud to be doin it. damn thats good. got your own business. making good moves i see. i dont control my schedule for obvious reasons. however, when im state side we pretty much do what we want until we got some type of training and shit. for the most part im usually at the house by like 3 daily. when we hit the ranges i take my time. so i might be home round 10pm.. love shooting. good practice hell yea it tops bein topless 4 ya.

I love shooting. I'm glad I live in a state where gun laws or so laid back. Don't even need a permit to conceal carry, and registration tend to be optional unless you shop from Walmart or something. I'll even sit back and make my own bullets at times. Not that often lately. Also shoot expert on almost all rifles prone, kneeling, and standing. Never tested in hand guns, but I always carry one.

[ODA574Bandit]

Tops being a topless barmaid obsessed with brother's dicks.

and it's STILL FUCK SWEDEN *KING HOLLYWOOD VOICE*

You know she only wants to marry a brother so she can stay in this country.

Lol word, young hussy looking for a come up, aye SOS feel free to write FUCK MAX on your forehead, you can also remove that bra if you like but back to this SWEDEN skeezer

nigga u is a clown i swear!!!

[SOS907]

Tops being a topless barmaid obsessed with brother's dicks.

and it's STILL FUCK SWEDEN *KING HOLLYWOOD VOICE*

You know she only wants to marry a brother so she can stay in this country.

Lol word, young hussy looking for a come up, aye SOS feel free to write FUCK MAX on your forehead, you can also remove that bra if you like but back to this SWEDEN skeezer

you know how females feel about writing things on their face. And you just want to see those peircings I have in.